Name: John "Funk" John
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 185
Age: 26
Wanted for: Making ridiculous claims like he invented the question mark.
Weight: 185
Age: 26
Wanted for: Making ridiculous claims like he invented the question mark.
Last Seen: December 27, 2006 - Bathing himself in a dried up public bird bath, with no soap, a handful of lemonheads, while singing his self declared theme song of “Baby Beluga”
4 comments:
Dude, that is awesome. The picture wont show up on my computer at work, but I have a pretty good idea of which one it is!
I AH DEEPLY HONORED.
I like this second version, especially the part about lemonheads.
hahahahahahahahahhahahaa that was awesome
That is awesome! He looks just like me too!
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