Monday, March 19, 2007

America's Most Wanted


Name: John "Funk" John
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 185
Age: 26

Wanted for:
Making ridiculous claims like he invented the question mark.

Last Seen: December 27, 2006 - Bathing himself in a dried up public bird bath, with no soap, a handful of lemonheads, while singing his self declared theme song of “Baby Beluga”

4 comments:

The Jake said...

Dude, that is awesome. The picture wont show up on my computer at work, but I have a pretty good idea of which one it is!

The Jake said...

I AH DEEPLY HONORED.
I like this second version, especially the part about lemonheads.

The Traditional Plastic said...

hahahahahahahahahhahahaa that was awesome

Papa John said...

That is awesome! He looks just like me too!